I’ve been a very bad blogger, I’m not gonna lie. (Shout out to my lil’ bro) But with the holiday hustle & bustle as well as other stressors that came up, I haven’t been very inspired to write. However, becoming pretty much invalid the past week, I’ve had a lot of alone time to think…and as a result, have been able to drum up some topics that will likely become F.B.P. (Future Blog Posts). So for my 4 readers out there, my blogging is a little rusty and I apologize in advance if this next one doesn’t meet my usual standard.
My friend K. and I were chatting the other day and we came to the realization that we’re 30-somethings who are reliving our middle school years, largely due to Facebook. The conversation sounded something like this: “OMG, Billy recently added this trashy looking girl to his friend list, then all of a sudden he blocked me from looking at his friends. This must be an ex of his and maybe he’s dating her again but it’s so lame that he took the time to block me…” so on and so forth. For the record, this isn’t my friend’s first foray into what I will now call “CSI: Facebook”. A previous investigation involved an ex-boyfriend who was “cuddled” by a random chick who she knew little about, so she wanted to know more only to find, the said random chick’s profile is blocked to the public.
Surprisingly, or maybe not, these scenarios have become increasingly more common in the last year or so. Another good friend of mine, M., will be the first to admit that she is the lead detective of “CSI: My Space” and I could easily be her second in command.
To make things even more complicated, Facebook has the ability to announce to the world if one’s been groped, drop-kicked or married…which brings me to my next story. One day, I innocently logged into my FB account an lo and behold, this guy I used to have a thing with showed up as “married” in the FB News Feed section. I’ve since lost touch with him until out of the blue, he added to me to his friend list a few weeks prior to me seeing this “married” status. Being the perpetual bachelor that he is, I was both shocked and happy to see him finally settling down. I immediately email him, through FB obviously, and the responses I got were short and quick. “Yeah, can you believe it?” “Got engaged over Christmas.” “Yes, we have to catch up.” Just like that, it felt like I’m back at Rosemont Junior High School, and that Liz just told me that Heather told Karin that Ryan was going with Cathy (Because back in the day, kids, other than myself, would “go with each other”).
Who knew that some 15+ years later, this thing called the internet would help me become the reincarnation of myself at age 14? I always look back at my adolescence with mild embarassment of them being my awkward years. I had braces, straight A’s, a terrible 80’s wardrobe, and perfect attendance…an ideal daughter, yes, a popular kid, far from.
As I compare my current Facebook adolescence with my real one, I chuckle at the fact that I’m now friends with 75 (and counting) people, have a vast social network from friends to internet executives, am “going with” a wonderful guy, and have a great wardrobe to boot! If my actual middle school years were really like this, then I could easily say that those were the best years of my life. However, I am utterly grateful that I didn’t hit my prime that early and the best years are still to come.
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